Are you? Do you think
your friend has it? Then you or your friend need a quick treatment! The
name of the game: BSBCF mania - BSB-Crazy-Fan mania.
* 25-hours-a-day thinking/talking about the Backstreet Boys.
* Usually the patient calls himself Mrs. Carter/Littrell/MClean/Richardson/Dorough.
* The patent collects any microscopic pieces of material about the BSB.
* Watching BSB-videos non-stop, at least 24 hours a day.
* Covering the walls with posters so there won't be any white color of the walls, only the posters.
* Covering these posters with kisses so the posters eventually become some strange-looking wet sponge.
* On the net - surfing only about BSB.
* Unability to stand a joke about the BSB.
The treatment:
* First of all you have to teach your patient to laugh about BSB. Common, try some joke. Look at the negative sides of the Boys - the two worms on Kevin's forehead, Howie's "fabulous" voice, Nick's pizza face...Maybe AJ's great hair-styling taste or Brian's strange moves and always- being-out-of-the-rhythm... In time you'll see it's quite and easy thing to do - laughing on the BSB!
* Tear all your BSB posters from the walls. It's going to be hard, but if you wanna cure yourself you gotta be brave!
* If you find tearing posters too painful you can sell them to a person you're sure you'll never see (and so you won't see the posters too).
* Start looking at boys and NOT COMPARING THEM TO THE BSB! Each boy is special in his own way!
* Start reminding yourself that there are no 5 Gods! Only one, and he's in heaven, not on the ground!
* Start going to other sites on the net, or if you gotta go to BSB sites - go to sites like mine - humoristic BSB sites or even anti-BSB sites!
* Stop watching your BSB videos all day long, and don't regret on that! Think of the spare hours you gain by that!
* Leave some anti-BSB messages in someone else's BSB-guestbook.
When you're done with that you'll be a NORMAL BSB fan