My Y2K Survival Kit

Thanks to a good friend at work, I was given a Y2K kit to help me get through this millenium maddness. The metal bucket contains a bottle of water, an onion, lots of beans, a can of Bud, a candle, and a snickers bar. The following directions were enclosed:

1. Do not eat the snickers bar first! This is only for the most dire emergencies!

2. Be sure to start soaking beans before you run out of water. Cook them with diced onion and anything else that is available...deer meat, etc. You may want to kill your neighbor's dog or cat at this time.

3. WARNING - Bucket is not designed for cooking. This is for later when the plumbing doesn't work and you've been eating beans for three days.

4. The can of "whoop ass" is for when the neighbors realize you're eating their pets. Just open and chug it all down when you see them coming. It's better if chilled, but you probably can't do this.

GOOD LUCK!

I hope everybody had a safe an happy new year's eve! Here's to the New Millenium!