Quotes Added before June 2001
Quotes added May 2001
"I'll never be president!!" -- Dan Pikora
As we tried to take a picture of him with his head resting on the toilet during his 22nd birthday at McKays in Daytona Beach.
"Don't worry, I don't have AIDS!!" -- Dan Pikora
As Danny walked into an Outback Steak House in Las Vegas after taking a rough fall down a rocky hill.
"How much for a double Long Island with no ice??" -- Lance Hazer
To a bar tender in Chicago.
"Excuse me, would you like to dance??" -- Lance Hazer
"No" -- Random Girl
"No, no you misunderstood me...you look FAT in those pants!!" -- Lance Hazer
Actually a conversation between Lance and a random girl:
" If your friend is going to drink and drive then, you should just sit there, shut up and let them concentrate instead of annoying them and causing an accident. " -- Brett Schmuki
To his *girlfriends* parents at the dinner table
" Well....it is Wednesday... " --Steve Mclaughlin
On why we should get a little *crazy* tonite.
"I even got flashed here in BERKLEY by some good for nothing vegan tree huggers..." -- Lance Hazer
On Mardi Gras in Berkley, Feb 2001
"Can you choke me till I pass out" -- Dan Pikora
Jokingly to a waitress in this little bar in Nashua, NH
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