• Top 10: What if a Man Became a Woman? (PG-13: Subject) What would a man do if he suddenly woke up with a Vagina? 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.   9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.   8. See if they could finally do splits.   7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.   6. Cross their legs without rearranging.   5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes BEFORE closing time.   4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.   3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.   2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.   1. Finally find that damned G-spot.!