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from: Joke of the Day: The World's Shortest Books: (In order) 24. Human Rights Advances in China 23. The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert 22. "The Book of Virtue" by Bill Clinton 21. "To All the Men I've Loved Before" Ellen DeGeneres 20. "My Plan to Find the Real Killers" by OJ Simpson 19. "Strom Thurmond: Intelligent Quotes" 18. Al Gore: The Wild Years 17. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean 16. America's Most Popular Lawyers 15. Career Opportunities for History Majors 14. Detroit: A Travel Guide 13. Different Ways to Spell "Bob" 12. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches 11. East UNIX /* GCFL: Come On! It's Not That Difficult!:-) 10. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance 9. Everthing Men Know About Women 8. Everything Women Know About Men 7. French Hospitality to Non-Francophones 6. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names 5. "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel 4. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA 3. Staple Your Way to Success 2. The Amish Phone Book and the Number One World's Shortest Book: 1. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion ~~~~ I wrote a few children's books, but not on purpose.
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2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out! 12. Are You My Proctologist? 13. Yentl the Lentil 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket 15. Aunts in My Pants 16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 18. The Grinch's Ten Inches
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