Girl Talk

• The Franklin Factor:
  Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.
• The Rat Race:
  If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.
• The Eyeglass Prescription:
  Don't wear your glasses on a blind date.
  You'll look better, and he will too.
• The Ring Rule:
  A watched telephone never rings.
• The Creep Call:
  Never pick up the phone on Saturday night.
  It's a call from a creep you told you were busy.
• The Fishing Forecast:
  They say there are lots of good fish in the sea.
  But who wants to go out with a fish?
• The Psychological Prognosis:
  Love is a form of temporary insanity curable by marriage.
• The Rope Trick:
  Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.
• Mind Over Matter:
  No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party.
• The Fault Finder:
  The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover.
• The Unintended Result:
  1) Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy;
  1a) Men often go looking for sex and end up finding love;
  2) Women's desire for intimacy often results in sex;
  2a) Women often go looking for love and end up finding only sex.
• The Rabbit Rule:
  Only newlyweds and liars make love every day.
• The Dangle Doctrine:
  You can't keep a good man down.
• Twain's Truth:
  Familarity breeds children.
• The Fertility Factor:
  Women are only fertile a few days each month, unless they're single.
• The Preparation Predicament:
  The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely he's fallen asleep by the time you're ready.