Johnny n His Mother =================== Little johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with johnny about this." so johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. - first, johnny, i want you to take off my blouse... so unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. - ok, now take off my skirt... and he takes off her skirt. - now take off my bra... which he does. - and now, johnny, please take off my panties. and when johnny finishes removing those, she says, "johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"