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Elephant Jokes

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?

4 - two in the front, and two in the back

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

An elephant is grey and a gooseberry is purple.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a grape?

Jump around on it for a while and if you don't get any wine it's an elephant

What did Hannibal's wife say when she saw the elephants coming over the alps?

``Here come the elephants!''

What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants coming over the alps?

``Here come the gooseberries!'' He was colour blind.

Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?

White ones get dirty too quickly.

Why do elephants float down the river on their backs?

So they don't get their pink tennis shoes wet.

Why do elephants lie on their backs with the feet in the air?

To trip birds.

Why do elephants have wrinkled feet?

Their pink tennis shoes are too tight.

Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?

From playing marbles.

How can you tell if there has been an elephant in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there has been two elephants in your fridge?

Two sets of footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there has been three elephants in your fridge?

Three sets of footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if there has been four elephants in your fridge?

There's a mini parked outside.