jokes	If you're too stupid to figure it out, this is where the jokes are. So, just read them and get it over with.
links	The best sites on the web. Well, maybe not the best. Visit it anyway.
guestbook	This is the chance of a lifetime. To leave your mark. Sort of like a dog pissing on his territory. (do you get the comparison?) Anyway, you better sign the damn thing anyway, or else I'll bludgeon you to death.You can also view what everyone else complained about. I'm sure that'll entertain you.
me	I'm sure most of you couldn't care less about what I'm like and, much less, what I look like. To tell you the truth, I don't care either. But it sounded like a good idea to put this up, so live with it.
feedback	I'd love to hear from you. Send suggestions, jokes, ideas, and yes, even complaints.