Elderly Lady and Parrot

One day this elderly lady goes to the pet shop to buy a pet for companionship. After looking over all of the animals, she decides that the pet store owners prices are too high. But as she starts to leave, the owner whisks over and finally sells her a talking parrot-with the birdcage, for a very low price. She asks what such a low price and the owner replies that when the parrot gets excited-he swears. She: I can't have swearing in my house! I am a catholic! He: Well the minute he begins to swear, grab the bottom of the birdcage and spin the cage and he will stop swearing immediately She: I don't have time to train a parrot, I have Fr. Giroux coming for tea this afternoon at 3 and it's already 1pm! He: You don't have to train him, he will respond to the spinning of the cage now She: I don't know... He: Well I'll knock off $20.00 more bucks and that will make it $50.00 for the parrot and the cage. How about it? She: He is already trained? He: Watch this. The owner runs up to the cage and then jumps up and down while hollering crazy sounds. Within seconds the bird says "Quit the shit, Quit the shit" The owner spins the cage and immediately the parrot stops talking! She: Well ok... "I'll buy the parrot When she gets home, she sets the cage in the corner of the parlor, behind her chair and turns on the TV. There is a cop show on and bullets are flying. All of a sudden the bird starts saying "Quit the shit-Quit the shit" So the woman gets up and spins the cage and the bird stops talking immediately. A while later the doorbell rings (which makes the parrot a little nervous) Then he hears another strange sound (the priest voice as he talks) Then they both sit down in the parlor (a strange person is in the room) so the parrot gets too nervous and starts saying "Quit the shit-Quit the shit". The woman gets ups quickly and spins the cage. The bird then sticks a wing out of the cage and then you hear... "Ooooooh! feel the fucking breeze!!"