The Smart Rabbi

>  A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both
>  cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt.  They
>  crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees the priest's collar
>   and says, "So you're a priest.  I'm a rabbi.  Just look at our cars.
>  There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God."
> 
>   God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live
>  together in peace the rest of our days." And the priest said, "I agree
>  with you completely.  This must be a sign from God. And the rabbi said,
>  "and look at this.  Here's another miracle.  My car is completely
>  demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break, surely God
>  wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. And so he
>  handed the bottle to the  priest. The priest said he agreed, took a few
>  big swigs, and handed the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi took the
>  bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back to the
>  priest.
> 
>   The priest asked, "Aren't you going to have any?"
> 
>   The rabbi replied, "No....I think I'll just wait for the police."