On the night of graduation, a father approached his son and asked him, "Son now that you finished high school. What are you going to do with your life?" The son replied, "I think I am going to the peace corps" "That's wonderful, I went to the peace corps when I was your age. I found it rather fulfilling." A couple of years goes by and the son come home from the peace corps. The father asks the son," Now that you have helped out in the peace corps. What are you going to do now?" the son replied, "I am going to join the marines." The fathers eyes lit up with amazement. " I am so proud of you son, I went to the Marines, it taught me discipline, and most of all respect for myself. "Son in all my years of being your father, you have never disappointed me yet." The son leaves for boot camp a couple of weeks later, where he is put through some of the most rigerous training of his life. In the training he must jump out of an airplane. This frightens him to no end. He decides to give his father a call. He tells his father how scared he is, and his father tells him not to worry, everyone is scared. Well a couple of weeks go by and the son comes home from basic, where he is greeted with open arms. The father notices that there is something wrong," What's wrong son, tell me what's on your mind, nothing you can say will disappoint me, I am so proud of you, said the father. "You might want to sit down for this dad, the day we were up on the plane ready to jump I was the last one. I got up to the door and I couldn't do it." exclaimed the boy. My drill sergent looked at me and yelled. "Soldier if you don't jump out of this plane this fucking instant, I am going to stick my big hairy dick up your little ass!!!" The fathers eyes widened when he asked,"Well did you jump?" The son replied, "Only at first."