10. Cosmetics companies always sending cartons of free samples
9. Hyperbaric chamber a great place to keep baked goods fresh
8. Instant line of credit with every plastic surgeon west of the Rockies
7. The cute way he'd get angry when salesmen would ask him to put Mommy on the phone
6. Sneak previews of Liz Taylor's latest hip X-rays
5. The adorable sheepish way he'd tell her that he had to pay off another kid
4. On picnics, his old noses made great corn-on-the-cob holders
3. The monkey smell
2. The way his billions of dollars looked so nice next to her billions of dollars
1. That special surge of desire a woman feels for her man when she sees him clutching a stuffed bunny on a merry-go-round