Things you NEVER want to hear

1. You don't want to be sitting in your doctor's office and hear: "Well, Jim there is no reason that you shouldn't live another twenty or thirty years, however, you will be bleeding constantly from both eyes."
   
   
2. "Honey, its the police, they have a search warrant, and the three hundred kilos of cocaine are still sitting out in the living room."
   
   
3. "Honey, little Bobby wants to spend the night at the Neverland Ranch.
   
   
4. "Sorry man, we're all out of beer."
   
   
5. "I just want to be friends"