SETTING: Finals of Miss Universe Pageant, Question and Answer portion...

FINALISTS:
Ms. America
Ms. Spain
Ms. Britain
Ms. Philippines
Ms. Iran
Ms. India

QUESTION: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
MS. America: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....
Applause! applause!

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. Spain: Male organs in our country is like our very own bullfight or toro (bull).
QUESTION: How can you say so?
MS. Spain: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
Applause! applause!

QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
S. Britain: Male organs in our country is like Shakespeare's Theater.
QUESTION: Oh my! It's very big! How can you say so?
MS. Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
Applause! Applause!

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
MS. Iran: Because they always enter through the back door.....
Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause!

QUESTION: Ms.. India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. India: Well, I can say that male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
MS. India: Because it works day and night....
Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. Philippines: Well, opcors, I can say dat male organs in our country is like the gossips or else we call it the "CHISMISS" in of our language.
QUESTION: How can you say so?
MS. Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause! applause! Applause!