Baseball In Heaven
     There were once 2 elderly men who had been diehard baseball fans. Abe 
     and Carl had loved baseball ever since they were little boys. They 
     often wondered if there was baseball in heaven. So they made a pact 
     that whoever died first would come back and tell the other if they had
     baseball in heaven. Time went on and Abe finally passed away. About a 
     week later Carl woke up and thought someone was in the bedroom. 
     "Abe, is that you?" 
     "Yeah Carl its me."
     "Well, is there baseball in heaven?"
     "I've some good news and some bad news. Yes, there is baseball. We 
     have a great team and play every night."
     "So, what's the bad news?"
     "You're pitching tomorrow night."