Sex by Email

Dear Earthling,
        I am an intelligent being from another planet whose sole purpose
for existing is to have sex with every life form I come in contact with. 
To fulfill my task, I have the ability to change shape and form.
This is why I have transformed myself into this email, moving down to
the mouse you are holding this very moment . I am having a fantastic
sexual experience with your fingertips. I know that you are enjoying
this because of the smile on your face. After you have been sexually
fulfilled, please give me to someone else......... so that I may bring
love to the entire universe. 8-}