Liers
"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they
have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions,
during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp -- only to discover
a cucumber in his hand.
"Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 5 years!?!"
"Honey, let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a --"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "maybe you'd care to explain our 3
kids!!!"