Man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo.
Tattoo artist > What kind of tattoo do you want ?
Man > I want the new $100 dollar bill tattooed on my penis.
Tattoo artist > Why?
Man > 3 reasons: 1. I like to play with my money
                  2. I like to see my money grow 
                   3. Next time the wife wants to go out and blow $100
                       she can stay at home.