Two Whales

      Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of
      Japan when the boy looks up and sees the whaling ship that
      killed his father five years ago.

      Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the
      male whale says to the female "Let's go underneath the ship and
      blow air through our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over,
      and make them think twice about killing innocent whales." The female
      whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly.

      Once the whaling ship has completely sunk, the male whale
      notices that most of the sailors are making their way back to the
      shore by either swimming or in lifeboats. Not willing to let them get
      away so easily, the male whale yells "They're going to shore - Let's go
      gobble them up!"

      Just then, the female whale becomes less cooperative: "Sure",
      she says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is NO WAY I'm
      swallowing seamen!"