WHAT WOMEN SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN:
    
     Can't we just be friends?...........
     ............There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of
     his body touch any part of mine, again.
    
     I just need some space...........
     ...........without you in it.
    
     Do I look fat in this dress?............
     .............We haven't had a fight in a while.
    
     I just do not want a boyfriend now..............
     ..........I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now.

	No, pizza's fine...........
	.........Cheap bastard 
    
     Come here.........
     .........My puppy does this too
    
     I like you, but.........
     ..........I don't like you.
    
     You never listen............
     ..........You never listen.
    
     We're moving too quickly..........
     ...........I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if
    	this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
    
     I'll be ready in a minute.........
     .......I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know
    	you will.
    
     Oh, no, I will pay for myself...........
     .........I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch
    
     Oh YES!!!  Right there.............
     ..........Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
    
     I'm just going out with the girls..........
     .........We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your 
	friends.
    
     There's no one else..........
     ..........I am doing your brother.
    
     Size doesn't matter............
     ...........unless I want an orgasm.