June 1st '97
Oopsie !! Well I know I said there would be weekly updates, but I have a life ( actually I don't but it sounds good to write that, I'm just actually extremely lazy !!! ) so I didn't get around to updating my rant but I have finally done it, and I think it's thanks to a few people that I will mention that I have !!
Well did I get a surprise this week ?? Yes I did ! I checked my e-mail, as I always do ( honest !! ) and I found that not only had I got some e-mail ( a bit of a surprise nowadays !! ) but I'd also won an award !! Now this is great, but to then find out that I get another e-mail with another award, well that was just too awesome !! It's like waiting for a bus, you wait for ages then all of a sudden, two come along at once !! Anyway I must say thankyou to the people who gave me these awards, it's nice to know that not only do I have a homepage, but some people actually think I'm doing a pretty decent job at it too !! So I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my friends, family, everyone on the net, the guy who beat me up for no apparent reason a few years back, my dog, Ellen Degeneres for coming out of the closet ( why I dunno , but it could be funny ???? ) and all the lemmings in the world ......... OK I'll shut up now ! :0)
Anyway it was because of these awards that I came and updated my page, as I wanted to get them on and show off to the WORLD !!! Anyway, go check em out, and the rest of my AWARD WINNING web page too !! ;0) Darren !
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