Daz's Rantings

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This week's subject: Cloning !

July 7th '97
Well what can I say ? Isn't science a wonderful thing !! Well I thought it was but now I'm not so sure ! So how many of you read about the cloning of the sheep that they subsequently named " Dolly " ?? It seemed like such a good idea didn't it ! Everyone was so amazed. We can clone, so it can be used for a number of good causes like helping endangered species not become extinct and such, but what we, the public don't know is that these sordid things have been happening for a long time and it's all been covered up by the Government ! Yes it's true !

Now I can't just say things like this without proof so here goes. The Government has actually invented a way of cloning human beings and has been placing them amongst us in order to see if anyone notices. They have been very careful and particular but I have uncovered their little sordid secret and I am revealing it to the world here, exclusively and this web page !! ;0)

Who of you have heard of the singer Jewel ?? Or seen any of the movies " MallRats " or " Chasing Amy " starring Joey Lauren Adams ?? Or have seen the movie " Jerry Maguire " starring Renee Zelwegger ?? Take a look at the following pictures :

Jewel, Joey Lauren Adams and Renee Zelwegger

Do you see it ?? They are all actually virtually the same. They were cloned from one original and then strategically placed amongst us in prominent positions by the Government in order to capture our hearts and fool us into believing that they are all separate and individual people. Well we won't fall for it. We now know the truth, we are onto the Governments secret affairs and we must let them know. How did they ever believe that they would get away with such a thing ? True they are all very talented and stunningly beautiful but isn't it obvious that something sneaky is afoot ?? Anyway I will let you come to your own conclusions, as always drop me a line with your feelings !! ;0)