My Weekly Rant !!

February 23rd '98

Now before any of you say " but I thought you were a sad lonely individual with no life ! " well all I can say is well thanks for sticking up for me, however I am going to write about these things as I have observed them and I reckon I could write with as many mistakes and human errors as the next man. I am, however going to write as if it is my very own story and situations because:
1) it makes me look like a more cultured and rounded individual
B) it is easier than keep saying things like " then he said, she said ... "
and lastly, because then it'll look like I'm not such a sad person !! Sneaky huh ?? Anyway it goes a little something like this:

Have you ever noticed the phenomenon that is "unavailable man syndrome" ? I have !! It can also apply to women and you'll see what I mean. You can see a guy or girl and think nothing of them, however if you see this same guy or girl, walking hand in hand or kissing someone else, them for some unexplainable reason, you fancy them. It's true, you thing about it. This is what "unavailable man/woman syndrome" is all about. Now then you can also get the reverse side of this coin. Take for instance being single, it happens, and to many of us for long periods of time. Finally you find a member of the opposite sex that you have feelings for and again start thinking that this could be the one. Now everything would be fine, and the world would be a shallow, uninteresting place with no more ideas for films like Fatal Attraction, however Fate decides to help things along by getting incredibly inebriated and throwing a rather large and manacing looking spanner in the works.

It is at this point, you're feeling happy and contented with the world and you could sing to a blue tit sat on you windowsill when a girl that you have never met before, never seen beofre and probably didn't even exist until this moment, either approaches you, or more likely sends a close friend to approach you to inform you that she likes you. Now in my opinion this is like waiting for a bus, where you wait for ages, then suddenly two come along at once. What is a person to do ?? Well this isn't an agony page so I'm not going to even think about answering that, but I'm sure all of you out there reading this either know first hand what I'm talking about or have friends who do.

Anyway that's what I think anyway, ain't life interesting eh ?? Never a dull moment !! Well that's all I have to say on this topic, so I'll go and let you all think about that, but not for too long mind, and get a nice cup of tea !! :0)