The Wetville Soggy Press

Specializing in Yellow Journalism

Editor-in-Chief, Johnny Lee White aka DiaperLover

Founded April 14, 1997

Wetville Who's Who...Baby-Boy


Handles :- Baby-Boy
Age :- 45
Sex :- yes please
Gender :- Male

Sexual preferance :- I love women, how ever they come, oops i mean what ever they are.

Baby Likes :- Nappies and being a baby, completely, with dummies(pacifer), Bottle, being fed and playing with cuddle toys. I find being a baby completely from time to time releaves the stress in my life and prepares me for the next week. I use cloth nappies and plastic pants and i use my nappy for what it was intended for.

Normal Likes :- Snooker, fishing, model railways and watching motor racing. DIY is a bit of a thing with me, i have done lots of impovements to my house, although not much since i lost the wife, doesn't seem much point anymore. I enjoy computers(PC's) in alsorts of ways, including building them. i have a funny sense of humor and like to joke a lot.

Job :- Surprisingly enough I work in computers, on call seven days a week, I work on an IBM mainframe looking after the JCL (job control language) and making sure that programmes run properly and have the resourses they need. Also I seem to have inherited looking after the PC's and loading new software when required. Part of my function is to keep the customer satisfied.

Personal :- I am a widower with two children and a fulltime job. I dont seem to sleep much and spend lots of time being a housewife and mum & dad to the children should anyone like to help i would be grateful hehe. I hate shopping, washing, cleaning and cooking so most of my time is spent doing things i hate :)).


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