WHAT WE SAY AND WHAT WE MEAN
WHAT GIRLS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN
They say: Can't we just be friends?
They mean: There is no way in hell I am ever gonna let any part of your body touch mine again
They say: I just need some space
They mean: Yea, space without you in it
They say: Can you help me with my homework?
They mean: If I keep whining the fool will do it for me
They say: Do I look fat in this dress?
They mean: We haven't had a fight in awhile
They say: No, pizza's fine
They mean: Cheap bastard
They say: I just don't want a BF right now
They mean: I just don't want you as a BF
They say: I dunno; what do you wanna do?
They mean: I can't believe you don't have anything planned
They say: Come here
They mean: My puppy does this too
They say: I like you but...
They mean: I just don't like you
They say: You never listen
They mean: You never listen!
They say: We're moving too quickly
They mean: I won't sleep with you til
I find out if this guy in Bio has a GF or not
They say: I'll be ready in a minute
They mean: I AM ready, but I'm gonna make you wait cuz I know you will
They say: Oh no, I'll pay for myself
They mean: I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch
They say: Oh yes! Right there!
They mean: Well, near there; I just wanna get this over with
They say: I'm just goin out with the girls
They mean: We're gonna go out and make fun of you and your friends
They say: There's no one else
They mean: I'm doing your brother
They say: Size doesn't count...
They mean: Unless I want an orgasm
WHAT GUYS SAY AND WHAT THEY MEAN
They say: It's just orange juice, try it
They mean: 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
They say: She's kinda cute
They mean: I wanna bang her til I'm blue
They say: I dunno if I like her
They mean: She won't blow me
They say: I need you
They mean: My hand is tired
They say: I had her
They mean: I had wet dreams about her all week
They say: I really wanna get to know you better
They mean: So we can do what I tell my friends we do already
They say: How do I compare with all your other BFs?
They mean: Is my penis really that small?
They say: You're the only girl I've ever cared about
They mean: You're the only girl that hasn't rejected me
They say: I want you back
They mean: ...for tonight anyway
They say: We've been through so much together
They mean: If not for you, I never would've lost my virginity
They say: I miss you so much
They mean: I'm so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
They say: No, I don't wanna dance right now
They mean: Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on!
They say: The break-up should not start for another few hours~
They mean: I wanna have sex a few more times
They say: I'm different from all the other guys
They mean: I'm not circumcised