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1. Insects attack only your garden because your vegetables are better than everyone else's.

1. True
   False
   

2. __________ is the amount that you are likely to pay for that "clicking" sound coming from your right rear wheel.

1. $12.50
   $97.50
   at least $500
   all of the above
   

3. A __________ is the standard or set of rules that your Father-in-law uses while playing Monopoly.

1. You have to trade it's part of the game
   You can't forfeit if you still have property
   Late in the game you get $5000 for passing GO
   I don't know why I let you marry my daughter
   

4. The number of minutes it will take you to find the darn remote is __________.

1. Depends of the state of the batteries
   About 5 minutes
   Just in the nick of time
   

5. A "slant-six" is 6 bottles of you lousiest homebrew.

1. True
   False
   

6. __________ is a peripheral that the jerk at Future shop says you need for your $3,000 state-of-the-art computer.

1. DAC 43x with a double twist reverse drive
   A RAM simulation module for increasing peak performance during sun spot activity
   An anti-geoforce reproduction static inhibitor
   All of the above
   

7. Eating monkey lips cures baldness and impotence.

1. True
   False
   

8. A __________ is a connector on the computer to which peripheral devices are attached.

1. doo-dad
   round-thingy
   Hey, where's the any-key?
   

9. The weatherman is always right. Especially on the weekends.

1. True
   False
   

10. The ratio of how long it took to take this test to how long I am going to evaluate it.

1. 1:-500
   1:10
   1:1
   

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