DEEP THOUGHTS
Last update to this page: Jan. 9, 2000
When one door closes, another opens; but we oftenlook so long and so regretfully upon the closed door
that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
--Alexander Graham Bell
The difference between insanity and genius
is measured only by success.
--Anonymous
Do you know what love is spelled backwards?
E-V-O-L. Evil. Pure evil. Granted, its
spelled differently but its still the same!
--Anonymous
I am amazed at radio DJs today. I am firmly
convinced that AM stands for Absolute Moron.
I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
--Jasper Carrott
It is possible to provide security against other ills,
but as far as death is concerned,
we men live in a city without walls.
--Epicurus
Every great advance in science has issued
from a new audacity of imagination.
--John Dewey
Eagles may soar, but weasels
don't get sucked into jet engines.
--Anonymous
If it is to be, it is up to me.
--Gale Sayers
Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing!
--Vince Lambarde
Live simply, so that others may simply live.
--Isabel Jantos
Don't sleep with the sheep in
the slaughter house of failure.
--Steven Burdge
It says something about our times when
you rarely see the word 'sinful' except
to describe a really good dessert."
--Anonymous
There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved.
--George Sand
I say men with pierced ears are ready for marriage.
They have experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--Anonymous
No one can make you feel inferior
without your own consent.
--Anonymous
A politician is a man who will double
cross that bridge when he comes to it.
--Oscar Levant
Before you get in a fight with a person,
walk 500 hundred miles in his shoes.
That way you're 500 hundred miles ahead of him
and you've got his shoes.
--Anonymous
Education is the passport to the future,
for tomorrow belongs to those
who prepare for it today.
--Malcolm X
Perception is reality.
--"GRIDLOCKd5"
Live life in regret, and the unforgiven
will turn into your misfortune.
--Jeremy Weintraub
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
--Anonymous
Let little seem like much, as
long as it is fresh and beautiful.
--Anonymous
What is mind, no matter.
What is matter, never mind.
--Homer Simpson
That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.
--A Texas congressional candidate
24 hours in a day,
24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
--"bboy spyke"
If ignorance is bliss,
where are all the blissful people?
--Anonymous
Love, unlike baseball,
is not called on account of rain.
--Jennie (a subscriber)
Life should be defined as an everlasting holiday.
It is a gift, and that's why its called THE PRESENT.
--Jeremy Weintraub
The nicest aspect of the future
is that we get it a day at a time.
--"bboy spyke"
We do not see things as they are,
we see things as we are.
--"The Talmud"
Don't go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
--"bboy spyke"
Lead me not into temptation.
I can find the way myself.
--Rita Mae Brown
God helps those that help themselves....
But God help those who get caught helping themselves!
--Keri Lentz
The things that come to those who wait, may be
the things left by those who got there first.
--Anonymous
Happiness is that state of consciousness which
proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
--Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
Coming together is a beginning;
Keeping together is a process;
Working together is a success.
--Anonymous
If faith and hope remain,
our length of days is not in vain.
--Anonymous
The soul would have no rainbow,
if the eyes had no tears.
--Anonymous
Experience is the worst teacher,
it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
--Kimnesha Benns
You don't know what you have in life, until it is GONE!
Live everyday as if there is NO tomorrow
--Anonymous
There are times when silence has the loudest voice.
--Leroy Brownlow
Just because my mom gave me life
doesn't mean she'll let me have one.
--Anonymous
Anyone who stops learning is old,
whether twenty or eighty.
Anyone who keeps learning today is young.
The race is not always to the swift,
but to those who keep running.
--Anonymous
Why do we ask ourselves "why"
when we are confused,
why not ask someone else.
--Sarah Connell
After watching more of the Windows 95 infomercial,
interspersed with ads for Compaq and Kodak digital
cameras and probably those AT&T "You Will" ads,
I'm beginning to see the Unabomber's point.
--Brian Siano
Everyone is ignorant, only in different subjects.
--Will Rogers
The more I learn, the more I realize I don't know.
--Albert Einstein
He who was born to be a nickel,
will never get to be a dime.
--Anonymous
God's way of making separation with children easier
was to invent adolescence.
--Mark Partinkin
If you don't stand up for something,
you'll fall for anything.
--from Borgsie
If you must lie, be brief.
--Anonymous
The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
--Henry Ford
We all came on different ships,
but we are in the same boat now.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.
True Love is a friendship set on fire.
--Anonymous
All of us are always going to do better tomorrow,
and we would too, if we only started today.
--"bboy spyke"
An expert is one who knows more and more about less
and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
--Anonymous
Some see the cup as half full, others see it as half
empty. I just see it as one more thing I have to wash.
--"SunAmy1"
Too much of school makes you sick...
of anything that will get you out of it.
--"Elfinfyter"
Choose a job you love,
and you will never have to
work a day in your life.
--"Nietzsche"
If the whole world depends on today's youth,
I can't see the world lasting another 100 years.
--Socrates
The pain stops the irritation.
--Maria Regina Jimenez
Everyday the world turns over on someone who's just
been sitting on top of it.
--Anonymous
Ignore other people's ignorance,
so that you may discover your own wisdom.
--Anonymous
Transcend political correctness and strive for human
righteousness.
--Anonymous
The only qualification for becoming a [radio personality]
is the ability to defecate in less than 3 minutes!"
--"Big Dan" Ingram
I am *not* a vegetarian because I love animals;
I *am* a vegetarian because I hate plants.
--A. Whitney Brown
When the doors of perception are cleansed,
everything appears as it truly is--infinite.
--William Blake
It's ok to look back at the past....
Just don't stare at it.
--John Phillips
Don't answer life's questions,
let life answer the questions for you.
--Anonymous
Fred Astaire:
"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little."
--Anonymous screen test
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to
entertain a thought without accepting it.
--Aristotle
Wouldn't it be wonderful if there was all the money in the
world for schools, and the military had to have a
fund-raiser to raise money for all their bombs?
--Sue Hatrick
Don't let someone else live rent free in your head.
--Anonymous
Don't waste a $1000.00 worth of
emotion over a 5 cent triviality.
--Anonymous
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart
filling up as the brain empties.
--Jules Renard
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
--Anonymous
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
--Anonymous
It's Better to be Pissed Off Then Pissed On!
--Carrie Moulton
Public life is the paradise of voluble windbags.
--George Bernard Shaw
We should never attempt to bear more than one
kind of trouble at a time. Some people try to
bear three kinds: all they have had, all they
have now, and all they expect to have.
--Edward Everett Hale
Love is like beer,
once you have had to much of it,
you begin to act stupid.
--Jason May
I always knew that looking back
on my tears would make me laugh,
but I never knew that looking back
on my laughter would make me cry.
--Lord Byron
To be bitter is to waste precious moments
of a life that's too short already.
--Lord Byron
Friendship is love without his wings!
--Lord Byron
A conclusion is the place where
you got tired of thinking.
--Anonymous
It is good to have friends, even in hell.
--Spanish proverb
A life without a friend is a life without a sun.
--German proverb
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
--Anonymous
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
--Anonymous
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
--Anonymous
A smile is like tight underwear,
it makes your cheeks go up.
--Amanda Robey
Try and try till you succeed
but after that, then what happens?
--Bill Robbins
Never eat more than you can lift!
--Miss Piggy
