The Bobby Test

you have to pull start your TV.

your fog lights cause your roof to leak.

you need your fog lights to see your dash at night.

your mom has ever mistakenly shot you for a racoon.

you've ever had to pull to the side of the road
to change your gas filter on your way to school.

you neuter a pig out of envy.

you've ever filled out a application as:
Name: yes
Age: yes
Sex: only with pigs

you've ever gotten your bag limit on racoons
by picking them up off the side of the road.

you ever went to school 30 minutes early to cruise around.

you brag about having a cam on you engine.