Thoughts on Love:
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. --Woody Allen
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. --Jim Backus
Only decent girls keep a diary. The
others don't have the time. --Tallulah Bankhead
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. --Ambrose Bierce
Love: A season's pass on the shuttle between Heaven and Hell. --Don Dkerman
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. --Zsa Zsa Gabor
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to
burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth. And you should save it for someone you love. --Butch Hancock
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness. --M.Hirschfield
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. --Lisa Hoffman
Moving together with a man is like buying something you have long admired in a shop window.You're exalted when you bring it
home, but you soon discover that it doesn't match the rest of the furniture. --Jean Kerr
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. --Erica Jong
We're going to talk about sex -- actually, you're going to talk about sex, because I can't remember. --Professor Ralph Noble
You watch a talk show recently? They're doing one next month on a normal, happy heterosexual couple, assuming they can find one. --Ralph Noble
Every time I date a man I think: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? --Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought
jewelry. --Rita Rudner
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition
continuously until death do them part. --George Bernard Shaw
No one is more carnal than a recent virgin. --John Steinbeck
It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge. --Voltaire
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. --Unknown
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. --Unknown
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. --Unknown
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. --Unknown