TOP TEN REASONS FOR RIDING IN THE FOGG!
- My visor is dirty!
- I was a little thirsty.
- Seeing my breath makes me miss the winters in Tennessee.
- I'm inventing a visor wiper!
- I want to have a cast just like Carl Foggerty!
- My Superman cape looks cool covered in morning dew.
- If you ride fast, you won't have to visit a car wash.
- Riding naked saves time in the shower!
- I look great in a yellow rain suit.
AND THE NUMBER TEN REASON!!!!
- Less June Buggs!!