Top 10 Things Men Would Do If They Had A Virgina For a Day
10.) Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9.) Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8.) See if they could finally do the splits.
7.) Launch ping pong balls 20 feet.
6.) Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5.) Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes.
4.) Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more.
3.) Go to the gynecologist for an exam and have it recorded on video.
2.) Pray for breasts too....
1.) Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top 10 Things Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For a Day
10.) GET a blow job.
9.) Move up the corporate ladder.
8.) Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.
7.) Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6.) Find why it is hard to hit the bowl consistently.
5.) Have an orgasm in less than thirty seconds.
4.) Act as if touching yourself in public is proper.
3.) Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as
funny as it looks.
2.) Measure yourself and then add at least two inches.
1.) Repeat number 10.