Well here it is

"All men should be humble and no man should feel superior or greater then, the poor shmuck you are standing on to get ahead!"

1 Fred 3:2

"The World is a wonderful place if you have Money"

1 Fred 1:1

"When in doubt buy it"

1 Fred 2:7

"The interest that is compounded on the debt is exactly proportional to the amount of fun you had creating the debt"

2 Fred 5:1