Ten Reasons For Not Buying A Ford

• 10. F*#%ed On Race Day
• 9. Flip Over Read Directions
• 8. Driver Returns On Foot(backwards)
• 7. F$#%ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
• 6. First On Recall Day
• 5. Fix Or Repair Daily
• 4. F$#*er Only Runs Downhill
• 3. Ford Owner's Recommend Dodge
• 2. Found On Road Dead
• 1. General Motors

  

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