jarratt

jarratt's speech on westies. taken from a video of him when he was whacked.

"Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, Jess, these people are fucking shady, alright, okay, these people are so fucking gay these two guys who were in here just now, video footage, Jarratt sayin' it, they're fucked. They're both fuckwits, they're both fuckheads, they're both... everything man. Well they're not that bad. I was going a bit too far, but like, but we could freakin' have got that [speed] at the party. I thought he was going to pick something else up and then he tells me he can't and I thought he was going to take a while and he took ages. Anyway, listen... fuck... what was I saying? They're fully trying to be good! Look I'll tell you another fact, that Jarratt states, okay, this might offend a lot of people, but all westies are fucked. Okay, I hate everyone from Dural, burn those mo' fuckers! They all like they wan' be from the city but they're not! You see these guys, farm boys and fuckin' "yeeah farkin' took me farkin' wallet the other day and 'e farkin' stole me farkin' pot as well as me farkin' wallet! and a bit of goey 'e had on 'im fark!" Alright that's what they're like. Fuckin' oath. "Out wif Dazza." Anyway. Yeah, so they're both trying to be fuckin' good, but like they're just... poindexters, like trying to be good? They're just trying to be like what it is? Ah and that's what I say you can't get in, if you don't have the spin! See they wanna be down with the religion but they're not. Get your own fuckin.... if you're a cowboy, you're a cowboy! Don't try and... my religion! You know what I mean? They're like all "Aw yeeah!" and they live in these fuckin'... the richest places are like these mansions with like, properties everywhere. That's the richest places and like they got horses driving around their backyards... driving around... they're driving around in them fuckin' (I was thinking about motorbikes) they're driving around on them fuckin' dirtbikes. Every day, but, it's alright sometimes but every day they're driving around like the gum trees, and shit, having fun out there every day. And then when they get their cars, as soon as they get their cars they're like, "Yeeah man, I was down at the bar, yeeah farkin' hell like.." fuckin'..... oh man, I 'ate them! AH 'ATE.... fuck and so I gotta be nice cos they're gonna rort me I know they're gonna rort me. I don't wanna have to bust someone's nut. I'll bust ya nut, I don't wanna have to bust someone's nut. [they're coming back to the car] Uh-oh, sshh, we love 'em, right now.