Comedy Club*

Things 2 Do to pass off the time:

Call the Pizza Delivery
Go to the Movies
Use the Restroom
Go Driving

College Survival tips:

What Viewbooks Don't Tell You
Room Mate Pranks
For the Professor
Rules for the Lab

Romantic Corner: For those with significant others, check these out:

Reasons Why Girls Like Guys
Reasons Why Guys Like Girls
101 Romantic Things to Do
Things NOT to Do

Clean Joke Library:

Collection 1 (UPDATED 11 March 2000)

Animal Humor

Top Ten Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Dog
Lessons About Life from VanEnkevort's Cow
Dog's Suggestion to Washing Cat
Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

For Star Wars Fans (COMING SOON)

"Y.O.D.A." -- sung to the tune of the Village People's "Y.M.C.A."
Top 10 Sexually-Tilted Lines from the Star Wars movies

Miscellaneous

The Paradox of Our Time by George Carlin
Signs Found In The Kitchen
Lessons Kids Teach 1
Statistics About Americans
Writing the Declaration of Independence -- in the age of computers!
Cute Letter

*NOTE: I am not the writer of any of these performances. These are a collection of humorous pieces from various e-mails which are then posted on this page. These are meant to be in good humor and I apologize if you find any of this material offensive. Founder does not accept any responsibility of any actions which may be influenced by this page.



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