Women's Bumper Stickers
1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't
going.
4. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
5. Princess, having had sufficient experience with
princes, seeks frog.
6. Coffee, chocolate, men. . . some things are
just better rich.
7. Don't treat me any differently than you would
the Queen.
8. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the
kitchen.
9. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
10. I'm out of estrogen - and I have a gun.
11. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
12. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
13. And your point is...?
14. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to
use it.
15. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right
the first time.
16. Do not start with me. You will not win.
17. You have the right to remain silent, so please
shut up.
18. All stressed out and no one to choke.
19. I'm one of those bad things that happen to
good people.
20. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
21. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
22. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and
easy.
23. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to
hide the bodies.