  Well, I was originally wondering what to put in this little section, and two rather different ideas came to mind. One, I could write an entirely fake (and totally ridiculous) autobiography here and give everyone a good laugh (hopefully). Two, I could write about myself and risk having to dodge stalkers for the rest of my life. Since I thought the former was entirely too much effort, and I'm as likely to be stalked as your average streetlamp (less likely in fact, cause I'm sure some maniac somewhere probably has a fetish for streetlamps), I figured I would write about me. In any case, I would like to think I'm weird enough to make something mundane like this interesting. So enough with the fluff, and on to introductions I guess. I'm 17 (as of last October the 30th) and male (as of when I was born, like?) (and sorry to all you desperate buayas who surf the net with the hope of getting a date... or a one night stand or whatever) (and yes, I'm straight so stop asking and please do go away). I'm currently studying in ACJC, Singapore, which is arguably the best place where I could be right now (it beats lying dying in the gutter of some New York back alley after being knifed and mugged, with amphetamines and miscellaneous opiates still blazing their way through my brain and my veins). I would complain about exactly how appalling, repressive and nauseating the educational system in Singapore is, but since I'm as likely to get arrested under the ISA (Internal Security Act) as not, it'll be considerably safer if I simply leave it at that. In short, I'm your standard disenfranchised teenager who somehow managed to survive through early adolescence to reach an equilibrium state of genius, manic-depression, anger, schizophrenia, dementia, insanity, neurosis, megalomania, frustration, delusions, psychosis, clinical depression, rage, as well as homicidal, suicidal and genocidal tendencies. I hate the universe and have reason to believe it's mutual. Have a nice day.      
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