LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
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YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX WITHIN FOUR DAYS OF
RECIEVING THIS LETTER, PROVIDEED U SEND IT ON.
Since the copy must tour the world, u must make ten copies and send
them to others. this is no joke. send no money. send copies to people
who need to get laid within 96 hours.
You have been selected to receive this letter because the person
who sent this to you either thinks you need good luck or they want to
send the curse of this letter on to you.
IF YOU SEND THIS TO
0 people, your life will be a living hell
1-3 people, your next relationship will be fun but won't last long
4-6 people, someone will get a crush on you
7-10 people, you will get a date for friday night
11-14 people, you will get a date for the next school dance
15-18 people, your crush will ask for your number
19-24 people, you will meet the person of your dreams
25-29 people, your crush will ask you out
30-34 people, your next relationship will last long and be good
35-37 people, you will live long enough and have a good life and get
lots of sex
You must send this in 1 day after reading it. If you do not send
this to anyone your life will be a living hell. The more people you
send this letter to the more luck you will have.
Have fun.
I hope this will cause some of you some trouble in trying to get out of
a living hell. :)
P.S.: TAKE THIS SERIOUS !!! :))
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