> Bill Gates dies and finds himself being sized up by God...
> "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure
> whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously
> helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in
> America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going
> to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you
> decide where you want to go."
>
> Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
> God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly,
> to see if it will help your decision."
>
> "Fine, but where should I go first?" Bill asked.
> "I'll leave that up to you." God replied.
> "Okay then," said Bill, "let's try Hell first."
>
> So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach
> with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around,
> playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun
> was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
> "This is great," he told God. "If this is hell, I really want
> to see heaven."
>
> "Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high
> in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps
> and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
> Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
> "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God.
> "Fine," replied God, "as you desire."
>
> So Bill Gates went to Hell.
> Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire
> to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there,
> he found Bill, shackled to a wall screaming amongst
> hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons,
> with no one to help him out of his delimma no matter how loud
> he screamed. "How's everything going?" He asked Bill.
> Bill responded with his voice filled with anguish and
> tormented disappointment. "This is awful. This is nothing like
> the Hell I visited two weeks ago. I can't believe this is
> happening. What happened to that other place, with the beaches
> and the beautiful women playing in the water????"
>
> "Oh," God said, "that was Hell 3.1. This is Hell 95."
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