> > > New Labour, new tax.
> > >
> > >  The country was in such a terrible state,
> > >  Parliament rose for a budget debate,
> > >  It was quite a few moments before Tony spoke
> > >  When he said "sex will cost ten quid a poke"
> > >
> > >  Whether you're short, long, skinny or thick,
> > >  The tax will be paid on the use of your prick,
> > >  Chris Smith said "now Tony, look here,
> > >  Will the tax still be paid for the boys who are queer?"
> > >
> > >  Treasurer Brown arose and looked glum,
> > >  "will I be exempt coz I only like bum?"
> > >  Tony replied and sounded quite airy
> > >  "you'll fucking pay double, you dirty old fairy"
> > >
> > >  Up got John Major to tremendous applause,
> > >  He grabbed Margaret Beckett, and whipped off her drawers
> > >  He straddled across her and fucked her at will
> > >  Then shouted at Tony "put that on your bill"
> > >
> > >  Prescott shouted "I think I'll resign"
> > >  I haven't had pussy for a very long time
> > >  I dream every night of a big juicy crutch
> > >  But ten quid a jump is a bit fucking much"
> > >
> > >  The debate carried on, oh what a night
> > >  Cecil was bonking every woman in sight
> > >  The whole house was screwing, the speaker was too
> > >  And in the excitement, the dumb bill got through
> > >
> > >  So now in the bedrooms of England each night
> > >  There's many a fanny closed up good and tight
> > >  They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes
> > >  And now the bastards are taxing our pokes
> > >
> > >  If ten pounds a time is the price we must pay,
> > >  We'll have to accept with ourselves we must play,
> > >  So to quench our frustration, we must have a wank
> > >  For the state of our country, we've Tony to thank.



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