> > > New Labour, new tax.
> > >
> > > The country was in such a terrible state,
> > > Parliament rose for a budget debate,
> > > It was quite a few moments before Tony spoke
> > > When he said "sex will cost ten quid a poke"
> > >
> > > Whether you're short, long, skinny or thick,
> > > The tax will be paid on the use of your prick,
> > > Chris Smith said "now Tony, look here,
> > > Will the tax still be paid for the boys who are queer?"
> > >
> > > Treasurer Brown arose and looked glum,
> > > "will I be exempt coz I only like bum?"
> > > Tony replied and sounded quite airy
> > > "you'll fucking pay double, you dirty old fairy"
> > >
> > > Up got John Major to tremendous applause,
> > > He grabbed Margaret Beckett, and whipped off her drawers
> > > He straddled across her and fucked her at will
> > > Then shouted at Tony "put that on your bill"
> > >
> > > Prescott shouted "I think I'll resign"
> > > I haven't had pussy for a very long time
> > > I dream every night of a big juicy crutch
> > > But ten quid a jump is a bit fucking much"
> > >
> > > The debate carried on, oh what a night
> > > Cecil was bonking every woman in sight
> > > The whole house was screwing, the speaker was too
> > > And in the excitement, the dumb bill got through
> > >
> > > So now in the bedrooms of England each night
> > > There's many a fanny closed up good and tight
> > > They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes
> > > And now the bastards are taxing our pokes
> > >
> > > If ten pounds a time is the price we must pay,
> > > We'll have to accept with ourselves we must play,
> > > So to quench our frustration, we must have a wank
> > > For the state of our country, we've Tony to thank.
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