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These Embarrassing Moments were taken from the August 1997 issue of Seventeen. These were put up simply for entertainment purposes and there was no intent to infringe on any copyright law. Please let me know if any of the below material needs to be taken down. Now, enjoy these hilarious embarrassing moments!
Telltale Signs Last summer I was a junior counselor at a coed sleep-away camp. I met another JC, and by the second week of camp we were totally smitten with each other. One night, we snuck away from a movie marathon to make out. Little did I know, he had just finished a messy art project with his boys, which involved bright blue finger paint. When we returned to our groups, I had telltale handprints all over my clothes. Itching for Love I met this really fine guy on a hike and tried to impress him by showing off my nature-girl skills. We were on a wooded trail, and I picked up a leaf I knew nothing about. I told him it was an Indian plant that would make his skin kissably soft, and then I rubbed it all over him. Big mistake! Turns out it was poison oak. He developed a hideous rash and blamed it all on me. Barebacked My boyfriend and I were at the pool with his friends. We were chicken-fighting (when two people sit on two other people's shoulders and try to knock each other down). I was on my boyfriend's shoulders, and one of his friends reached for me to try to pull me down. By accident, he grabbed my swimsuit top and yanked it right off me. I tried to get down, but my boyfriend didn't realize what was going on, and he didn't want to lose the fight. Finally, he saw what had happened and let me down, but I was mortified! Camp Crush At camp last summer, I met the guy of my dreams. One day to get him to notice me, I just happened to walk by his table during dinner. As I went by carrying my plate of food, I casually looked over my shoulder to grin at him. He smiled back at me and then-whack! I walked into a pole and spilled the entire plate of mashed potatoes on my brand new black shirt. When I looked around, the entire mess hall was laughing, including my crush. I ran out, humiliated beyond belief. Two-Timing My best friend and I went to my parents' house at the shore last summer. We were boy-sighting at the beach and spotted these two hot guys. We introduced ourselves, and I ended up hanging out with one of them all summer. That fall, when my girlfriend and I found out that his school's football team played ours, we were thrilled. The day of the game, we were running all over, searching for him. But all of the football players were with girls-including my guy. I was sooo mad! I ran over to the girl and asked, "What do you think you're doing with my man?" She replied, "Your man? I've been with him for two years!" We both told him off and became great friends. Boy Watch During a summer vacation with my mom and dad, I decided to scope out some male action. One afternoon, my parents and I went shopping downtown where I spotted a gorgeous redhead across the street from me. I started walking toward him so I could get a closer look when, smack! I tripped over the curb and landed face first on the sidewalk. He started laughing and ran over to see if I needed help. We ended up dating all summer, but he never let me forget my little trip. Mud in Your Eye At my first horseback-riding lesson, the stable-owner's son, Jim, an expert rider and the guy of my dreams, tagged along with my group. As the only beginner, I rode the slowest horse. We started out on the trail, which was muddy from rain the day before. I fell behind because of my majorly slow horse, so the instructor told Jim to ride to the back and stay with me. Jim told me to trot to catch up, so I nudged my horse. She didn't move, so I kicked harder. She started galloping, and Jim tried to stop her, but I had already fallen off, right into the mud. It was all over my face and in my mouth. I spit it out and said, "This stuff tastes like-" He looked at me and said, "It is!" I had fallen in a pile of manure.
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