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Your REAL Horoscope
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"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps"

Courtroom Morons

"Stressed is merely desserts spelled backward."

Chruch Bloopers

"It is far better to place a fence at the edge of a cliff than to have an ambulance waiting at the bottom."

Stupid Headlines

"Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it."

"Diplomacy is the art of letting other people have your way."

"I've always wanted to be normal, but lately I've come to suspect that this is it."

 

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