Funny things that were said, heard or did during "Operation Detroit"!
Well crack my ass open and call me stupid!
Following Bob's bus all the way from The Ritz to the Palace -- "let's
merge as one Bob", "Bob are we braking?", "stay with me
Bob", "Bob are we getting over?", "no b*tch, you're not
coming over!!" - H-Dawg
"I'd do Bob over AJ" - H-Dawg
"I was up Bob's ass, I was a hair on Bob's ass" - H-Dawg in reference to how close we followed "Bob's bus"
"G-Money", "Dude", "Dudehead", "Doghead" - Various names each one of us called each other over the weekend.
Lisa's laryngitis and H-Dawg as her translator
Running in the freezing cold back and forth between
entrances.
H-Dawg's's obsession with Bob
Opdyke and Big Beaver (which ironically enough is Exit 69 - AJ's favorite exit!)
H-Dawg having a nervous breakdown down Friday night driving from hotel to
hotel.
Muer Suites? Muir Suites? Ohhh! Amerisuites!!!
2 Guys jacking off in the window at the Hilton Suites at 2am.
Rounding the corner and spotting the busses at the Hilton Suites
The cops getting called at the Hilton Suites.
The GDT
Popping out of bed and tap dancing at8:30am to "Puttin on the Ritz" after Nicki's phone call. and
Lauren jumping from bed to bed.
Lisa and Nicki's damn boots!! (Same Boots...same pain in the @$$)
Superfreak
If you want to get it, you GOT to get it!!
"DO YOU ALSO PLAY INSHRUMENS??" - Linzi - into the air ducts for all to hear...!
Nick!! What!!
I'm so on drugs.
Dennis shaking his butt for us.
Making friends with Mandy Moore's dancer "Dominic"(HELLO HOTTIE!)
Losing our limo
pissy,pissy,pissy!
Dude, I got the lice!
BAD water pressure!!!
Get 'em up y'all, IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!
DAVE!! (Lift shirt...)
H-Dawg starting to leave while Nicki was only halfway
in the car. "GO!!" "No!!!!"
Touch my body right, touch it right ALRIGHT!
H-Dawg meeting and getting her pic with "Brent C."
D being right above us
Linzi talking to D through the vent
NEFERTITI!!
Swoop - and the unforgettable phone call...
IT'S MINE! IT'S MINE!! Then Lisa running at warp
speed.
H-Dawg being an Ethiopian child in the lobby (because we waited for the Boys for HOURS and hadn't eaten all day...)
Nick's porn star move and crawl during DWYB
AJ in the lobby "I feel like crap!"
H-Dawg and Lisa's performance Saturday night dancing
sympathetically for Kevin with our arms in slings.
leather pants (and gum on them)
Girls thinking we were the BSB in our limo (and the rumor that was going around at the Palace "The Boys came here in a white Expedition Limo"
Nicki: "They must have one just like ours!" Yes, a true blonde!
crazy phone fan out
H-Dawg almost running the guy over cuz he wouldn't let
her follow the van
Damn van turned left on red!!
H-Dawg getting over without looking
Nicki being in the elevator with Brian in her PJ's
with no makeup on.
Dude, that sucks my ass
Howie sucks my ass
Flo Jo waving to Julie
"The dancers are coming, act natural!" LMGDAO!!!!!!!!
Dave had a bootie call - (He came in a bit before 8am with a duffel bag, trying to be on the DL...DIDN'T WORK!!!
South exit
Howie winking at H-Dawg
IWITW -- Detroit, Detroit
Kevin's spanish dance to Spanish Eyes
Armpit hair discussion
Dennis throwing us Guido
I'm majoring in Kevin!
AJ gave us all the plague
"sh*tmoney" - anyone who happened to be walking by at any given time...
There is NO SEX on Bob's bus!!! NONE!!
There's DEFINITELY sex on our BSB phat limo!
Horrible thoughts of Howie and his hair
"Dave did it all for the nookie!"
Lisa's rubber coat
Lisa's glitter obsession
H-Dawg and Rhonda in the loveseat singing songs about
Bob.
We'll flap the curtains!
"I feel like I am coming home! All of my friends are here..."Superfreak", the Arab Nation..."
Superfreak needed a shower!
Swoop's big Mexican style poncho he was wearing before Sunday nights concert.
Nicki became obsessed with DOMINIC.
Stealing the salt and pepper shakers from the Ritz.
Proof the AJ opened up his mini-bar!
H-Dawg pretending to be Fivel with her rendition of "Somewhere out there..." on Friday Night at the Troy Marriott.
Rationing off Pop Tarts!
H-Dawg explaining how to correctly eat cheese balls (2 at a time...one on each side of your mouth...crunch!)
3am Friday night..."Should we drive all the way out to the Ritz to just see if they are there?" "No! It is too far to drive, they wouldn't stay so far away."
Meijers after the the concert "Help me find the grocers freezer" Sounding like old women and hobbling around on terribly aching feet!
Claudia? Is that you? And what was "so ridiculous!"?
Tommy: "There is a titty bar down the street." Ummm...thanks anyway Tommy, but we will pass on that one...
Did Tommy offend? LOL!!
Methods of keeping ourselves entertained before going in to find our seats...conversations about bodily noises, the alphabet game, and the what if he was a...? game.