If you wanna walk the BSD walk, you gotta talk the BSD
talk!
Here's a little insight to our BSD language.
Think of it as a guide to understanding us a bit
better!!
BSD = BACKSTREET DIVA That's us!!
Use -> When referring to ourselves in correlation
with our boys. I.E. Concerts and getting ready for
them, trips, going out, etc.
G = this really means gangsta (sorry Jill) but for our
purposes it means girls, sistas, close friends, people
who we've shared great times with.
Use -> Wassup G? When addressing a fellow BSD. How
are my G's? Where are my G's at?
DUDE = this one is easy with no explanation really
needed. Sure it is used in everyday speech, but it's
use is multiplied by 100 when the BSDs get together or
go on a BSB trip. In this case, DUDE begins every
sentence.
Use -> When something a BSB does excites you or a
picture of them or thought you have gets you going,
yell DUDE and we will all understand. If the feeling
is really intense, draw it out -- DUUUUUDE -- or
change your pitch to an octave lower. This could
happen when spotting Nick wearing glasses. Yell it
after AJ thrusts. Shout it from the rooftops when
Kevin looks right at you and gives you that sexy ass
stare. Grab your fellow BSDs and scream it when Nick
looks right at you and does a porn star dance while
fooling with his zipper. Utter it in shock when the
Brotha starts winking or shaking his finger at you.
DUDEHEAD = this started out as an insult to a stupid
phat limo driver who lied but eventually it became a
nice derivative of DUDE. It's not used as often, but
it adds some flava and is part of our vocabulary
nonetheless.
DAWG = this is another term that you may call your
BSDs. It is not as strong as DUDE but it gets the job
done. It's good to use when starting an email or when
you are feeling close to the street.
DAWGHEAD = a derivative of the above mentioned DAWG.
It has a little more urgency and adds a little spice.
GMONEY = a derivative of the original G. The meaning
is the same -- the MONEY part just gives us a little
variety. One of our divas, Rhonda, actually tacks
"money" onto the end of her name at times to give us
"Rhondamoney." This doesn't go with every name so
please, use it sparingly.
DOUCHE = while some may find this phrase offensive, it
is an integral part of Gspeak. It was invented by
Linzi during Operation Atlanta and has stuck as
another derivative of DUDE. It doesn't have the
strength of DUDE and in fact is used as more of a calm
greeting strictly when addressing a BSD.
Use -> Just say DOUCHE in place of hello. It can also
begin emails or is great to get a BSD's attention. No
one else will answer, trust me.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! = this phrase is quite versatile
and can be used in all aspects of conversation. This
is just the root. You may add RIGHT NOW to the end or F*ING to the middle of it. Voice inflection may be used to spice up
its meaning or urgency.
Use -> If a BSB is right in front of you, you see a
hot picture taken from the front row of a concert of
Nick grinding his ladder, or more than one BSB song is
played in one hour on your favorite radio station,
etc. It can also be used to express anger or
frustration but more often than not it has positive
connontation.
"I'M HOT FOR..." = this is again quite self-explanatory.
With this phrase you are stating that you have a
strong sexual desire for someone. i.e. I'm hot for
Kevin or I'm hot for him in general. You can also
tell your fellow BSDs you're hot for them to express
how good you think they look before a show and stuff
like that. In that case, there is no worry of lesbian
connotation.
MINE, YOURS = we use these words to explain which boy
we love. We don't actually believe they belong to us,
it's just a more personal way to refer to them. As a
BSD, we are way beyond names. Also, calling someone
MINE does not mean that he can't be someone else's
MINE as well. When you are a BSD, it's all good.
Use -> Did you see mine? Look at yours! It's mine,
you are mine! Why does it always have to be mine?!
SHAG/AIRSHAG/SHAGSPRAY = quite bluntly, these words
are just other words for poop. Simply substitute SHAG
for poop and you are all set. We may be BSDs but we
have bodily functions just like you!
Use -> I have to shag, did you bring shagspray? Did
you shag?
THE BROTHA = this nickname was invented by the BSDs to
refer to none other than our very own Howie D. The
story of how this name came to be is a bit lengthy so
we will just stick with the usage.
Use -> We never call Howie by his real name -- he is
always affectionately called BROTHA D or just simply
the BROTHA. Feel free to scream it at him during a
concert cuz he knows that it is his name now and
should respond favorably.
KSR AND NGC = Kevin Scott Richardson and Nickolas Gene
Carter of course!! Use it when referring to these
gorgeous beings as something new. We don't use it all
the time but you may find it here and there in
everyday discourse.
UUUUHHHH = this is a gutteral noice coined by NGC
himself. Although you will find that Nick uses this
incredible noise frequently during live engagements,
it was founded and first appreciated for all its depth
on a Spanish show called "Sopresa Sopresa." While
they were singing IWITW, in the middle of AJ's verse,
Nick lets the sexiest UUUHHHH out of that beautiful
mouth.
Use -> UUUUUHHHH is a very sexual noise that the BSDs
use often when speaking about our boys or anyone who
makes us hot for that matter. A hot photo of a BSB or
a hot move by them will cause us to make this orgasmic
sound. An image of yourself with the BSB of your
choice or just the mere mention of your boy's name may
force this reaction.
SPAIN = a place where the boys are EXTREMELY hot. If
you have seen Spain PPV you know what we mean. We are
going there in Nicki's car -- rowing it across the ocean and
everything. If asked why you are going there, simply
reply, "They are hot there", end of story.
FLUID = don't read this if you are not comfortable
with sexuality....ok, the rest of you continue. This
is a fabulous substance emitted by boys during a sex
act -- catch my drift? AKA ejaculation. It all began
with Nick's fluid and how we love it so much we were
going to bottle it for Y2K. The BSB fluid is hot and
a true BSD wants her boys fluid all the time -- she
may even desire fluid from a couple boys. Believe it
or not, there are even BSDs who want the Brotha's
fluid. Regardless, ANY fluid from them will do.
SUCKS MY ASS = this is a phrase you use when you have
a strong dislike for a situation or a person. It has
deep negative connotation and should not be taken
lightly.
Use -> N'Sync sucks my ass. A friend who has done you
wrong may suck your ass, some fool who has dissed your
beloved BSBs may suck your ass, the BSB using an
entrance at a hotel that you weren't prepared for will
suck your ass. I think you get the idea.
ANN LAUGH = this is the laugh Kevin does when he is
REALLY amused by something and it is adorable as all
hell. He opens his mouth really wide and holds it
like that while laughing hysterically. If you know
his mama Ann ( which you should if you are a BSD or
have spoken with Lisa for any amount of time) then you
will see that when he does this he looks exactly like
her. We love Ann!
WINNEBAGO = this is the vehicle we will be taking next
fall when we go on our two week excursion to follow
the boys. Rhonda and Emily (a close friend of the
BSDs) will be taking Winnebago driving classes and
acquiring their license in order to safely get us to
our destinations. Of course we will be a part of the
BSB bus caravan with Bob in the lead but as a BSD, it
is frowned upon to break the law so we want our
drivers properly trained.
Sparticus = this word was coined by Linzi during
Operation Atlanta. In a short time it has reached
immeasurable status -- from Nicki's nickname to the
name of a shot.
Use this word to address your BSDs
before drinking a shot -- preferable one made with
midori to give it a greenish hue.
And Now You Know!
More G'Speak will be added to this list as we add them to our everyday conversations!
STAY TUNED!