Lisa's Memories of Operation East Lansing...
'Although we've come to the end of the road...'
You're in the lobby? We're in Red Lobster's!
EYC song (Thing Called Love) coming on in Red Lobster.
Lisa being delirious in Red Lobster due to lack of sleep from just getting back from the 2 Indy shows 3 hours ago.
'Oh Mickey' - Oh Kevin, Oh Brotha' -It's guys like you brotha'!
Nicki's huge drink and Red Lobster beads.
Glass falling out of my watch.
Lisa's delirium - Nicki rolling over in bed, Lisa talking in her sleep saying "No Thank you." "Put the glass of hot chocolate on the sink."
Getting front row and freaking out in the box office - screaming and causing a ruckus.
Giving a concert outside to everyone - LTL and IWITW.
Linzi scaring the flavor by singing 'wishing I could thank you in a different way."
The flavor got her friends cuz we were fun to watch.
Singing with parts on the way to the venue. - Lisa organizing everyone "If you wanna be AJ, raise you hand"
(This was tough to do since half of us were quite intoxicated. Rhonda didn't remember singing - Nicki just heard "If you wanna do AJ, raise your hand - lifted her hand enthusiastically)
Rhonda telling Nick that he is her 'bad boy'.
Lisa to Kevin at the beginning before LTL when he as looking at us, "You Are The Best!!!!!"
Jill was hot for Tanner, the crossing guard, the pizza guy, the dark hair guy at the concert and Trey D.
Rhonda shaking her boobs for Nick.
Kevin slicked back his hair which made us all go crazy.
Kevin sand DWYB to Lisa - we sang to each other all sexy and stuff like that, "But there were things that made me realize, like all the 100 no, 1000 lies!"
Kevin looking at Lisa during "The One" - Smiling for a long time and totally recognizing - everyone dying.
Carlos recognizing Lisa before the concert "It's You!"
Trey D watching the concert from right in front of us.
Nicki crying and Brian and AJ telling her not to cry and being very concerned when she sat down. Brian "Don't Cry" That made Lisa cry even harder.
Linzi falling on the floor when she saw Brotha's hair down for the first time.
Us doing "The One" dance and the boys loving it - especially the Brotha' Carlos laughing and Howie hit Nick for him to look.
Doing ALAYLM dance and Brotha' being pleased again.
Kevin throwing his hat to us at the end, and Linzi and Rhonda fighting the 4 fat b*tches to get it.
Andrea is hot for the Brotha'!
I'm all about Kevin 24/7.
Lisa licking pics of Chris from N'Stink and the kid from Malcolm in the middle.
Kevin's army pic and us wanting to hold it up for him at the concert!
Rhonda screaming "You Suck" and "I hate you!" to Willa when she was looking at her.
Us all crossing our legs and staring at Willa.
Linzi screaming to the Jungle Brother "We're in the VIP", and he goes "Yeah, Yeah"!
The big fat man dancing to The One.
Kaylee hot for everyone after the concert - "Lisa yours is so hot, I'm telling you!"
Linzi and the Cheeto that looked like a crroked 'thang'.
Andrea "Yours has quite the package" - Lisa "I know, I want it in me, I shall drink it!"
Ain't no shame in the Brotha's game!
Cousin Aimee.
Housekeeping coming with towels and Lisa running and letting her hair down.
Kaylee playing with the flashlight in the morning.
Kevin pisses on his feet in the shower to cure athlete's foot and farts on stage.
Your trippin' my ass out!
Brian and Nick playing B-Ball with the MSU guys.
AJ and Howie's conductor hats during BTYH.
Kevin playing drums during IGBY - he also plays inshrumen.
Andrea's song to D. "I'm in love with you D, cuz you're on my mind, you're the one I think about most every time - D you know it's true!
Jenna telling Lisa that she is way prettier than Kristin.
Douche
Andrea coming up to Lisa and Rhonda after the concert - YOURS IS SO HOT!
Are you kidding me right now??!!??!!
Linzi and Charity wear their hair extensions.
He's going to hell cuz you can't get into heaven looking that good.
The BOys and Mountain Dew making Kaylee crazy after the show.
Jill asking who the new dancer was - it was brotha D with his hair down.
Jill calling just after front row tix were purchased and getting an ear full from Linzi - she thought she had a bad connection.
Jill calling during the discussion on who would be best in the birthing room.
Lisa crying during BTYH and INBYH.
Nicki and Rhonda getting drunk before the concert.
Lisa and Charity making the Uhhhh noise for Kevin.
Nicki to Lisa "It's Yours!" Lisa to Nicki "Yes! It's Mine!" Lisa to Kevin "You Are MINE!"
Lisa "I am the KSR troop leader.
Lisa and Nicki wanting to aske Kevin and AJ to say "Uhhhhh...!"
Lisa taking a head count and making a meeting place.
Everyone doing the Uhhhh during IWITW.
Forgetting where we were.
Singing "The Perfect Man" to Kevin (Linzi, Lisa and Charity and Rhonda for a second.)
Crack before bed.
Nicki to AJ - "Mine is on crack!! Why does it always have to be mine." "Why does he have to be mine?"
They were very low key at the end.
Rhonda's glittery scalp.
Glitter EVERYWHERE!!!
Rating the order of who we want to 'do' and why, if we had to 'do' all of them.
"For an 'asexual' time, call 1-800-BROK"
Every sentance starts with DUDE!
Lisa and RHonda talking about sex with them before the concert - Kevin would be good and slow, Nick is A.D.D.
Rhonda peeing with the door open for 10 minutes.
Dogheads!
Lisa getting her camera out of her pants and Jill setting up her illegal tape recorder.
Lisa dropping her film cases and Jill cleaning up after her.
Lisa's fantasy - Making love to Kevin on top of the piano in the empty venue.
Nick with his glasses on, onstage - Jill "Uhhhhh"
Lisa saying "I'm going to have an orgasm" after Kevin sang to her. Jill saying "Great! Now that is gonna be on my tape!"
Linzi about the Malcolm in the middle kid - "When you get all of your permanent teeth and you _____ grows, give me a call!"
Birthing room conversation:
Kevin: "Bear down baby."
Nick: "Blood! Cool!"
AJ: Getting all grossed out.
Howie: annoying as hell.
Brian: Praying
Rhonda licking her film.
The stage set up weird, not in the center.
Me linking arms with everyone for Kevin's solo in IWITW.
Knock at the door. Lisa "Is it Kevin?" Rhonda (Looks thru the peep hole) dead seriously says "No."
Jill got an AJ booty dance.
Damn she's a b*tch and she backed her ass out!
Rhonda not knowing how we got to the arena - wanting th phat limo to pick us up.
Baby Diva and Jr. Diva.
Rhonda running over during the show QPG "Look t Nick's buldge!"
Freaking out in Rite Aid over a magazine in front of the cute Bud Lite guy.
Our "last supper" at McDonald's.
Singing IWITW in the car with parts.
Linzi dancing with Dennis.
Giving Nick and Kevin the 'come hither' dance constantly.
Nicki giving AJ the "Uhhhh..." dance.
Linzi saying "Fire in the hole" in the crowded elevator where the lady did not like us.
Linzi singing LTL about poop in Rebecca's car.
"Oh baby bring it all to me!" - "Oh (boy of your choice) bring it all to me!"
Baby, I'm amazed by Jews!
Lisa to Jill - I dare you to say Hi to Trey D.
Linzi to Willa ' Wassup with your hair?
Group hug at the end.
Group prayer at the beginning. Jill "Charity didn't bow her head" - Charity "How do you know?!?!"
Nicki wanting AJ to come to the hotel room door naked.
Manduh's hair - it's wretched!
The brotha was shagging again before the concerrt making it run late!
Linzi and Lisa singing "I'll make love to you" to the pic of Kevin.
B*tch case that smells like skunk returns.
Kevin looking at Howie and AJ weird in their hats during BTYH.
Linzi talking to Lisa about the long pube and asked if I would tell him to cut it.
For the next rout, we are going to rent a Winnebago and follow them. Rhonda is going to get the special license and be our driver.
WHAT CAN I SAY? THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT SIX MONTHS FULL OF MORE LAUGHS, TEARS, SURPRISES AND INCREDIBLE MEMORIES THAN CAN BE PUT ON PAPER. THIS MAY BE THE END OF THIS ROAD, BUT THERE IS MUCH MORE TO COME AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE WHO HELPED MAKE ALL OF THESE MEMORIES AND ALL OF THESE DREAM REALITY.
WHO KNOWS - MAYBE I WILL FINALLY GET THAT PICTURE WITH KEVIN...
START SAVING FOR THE NEXT TOUR!!!
...CUZ I WANT IT THAT WAY...