THE RUMOR GUARDS
THE NEW MISSION FOR THE DIVAS!
well...more like the 'wishful thinking mission', but it's all good!




Rumors suck but it's the BSDs to the rescue!!


You know how mad you get when you read something about the boys that you know isn't true but everyone believes it anyway? Well, we have an idea of a perfect job we could have within the BSB camp to put a stop to these ugly rumors once and for all!!
Now that we've sparked a million questions in your mind, let us explain!!

Ok, so what IS a "RUMOR GUARD" anyway?
Loving the boys we all have a love/hate relationship with the bodyguards -- Carlos, Marcus, Billy, Tom, and Nelson. While they take care of the boy's physical safety, we feel someone needs to watch out for their reputations -- why not us! Publicists are too busy with other things to worry about the everyday rumors that get started! Like the bodyguards, we would be with our boy at ALL times. I'm talkin' every afterparty, award show, and in every hotel -- EVERYWHERE!! (Hmmmm, sounds like fun...*evil grin*)

Perplexed? Here's some more detail...
First, let's define "rumor." A rumor is started when someone makes as ASSUMPTION (you know, that thing that makes an ass out of u and me?) and spreads it around. Everyone loves new info about our beloved boys so us fans tend to grab hold of this false info -- good and bad. A lot of times this non-factual info is started by some random bored person sitting at their computer.

As you know, these rumors hurt both the boys and the fans so we want to help everyone out and STOP 'EM!!

So in one sentence or less, here is our purpose and pledge:
To be in all places where rumors could potentially begin and SQUELCH them all. Kinda like the middle man between the boys and the fans -- a fan representative if you will. (Ok, so that was two sentences, CHILL!)

How do we plan to do this you ask? Read on...
Since we would be EVERYWHERE with the boys, we would know the truth about everything that goes on.
Therefore, we could clear everything up with the reality of the situation. For example, who was that mysterious blond dancing with Kevin after the VMA's?
She wasn't a random slut, she wasn't Buffy's cousin's boyfriend's sister's friend Patty, and it wasn't Christina Aguilera -- it was his fiancee! And how would we know this? WE WOULD BE THERE!
Heard the one about Nick and that girl that was printed in the Enquirer? Again -- LIE!! We would have been there to put an end to that one too! There would be no questions and people who claim to know the girl floating around the net -- oh no, the rumor would be SQUASHED by us!!
My favorite one is the MASS confusion of the date that Kevin got engaged. IT WASN'T VALENTINE'S DAY!! How do we know? (Lisa and Jill WERE there in Albany on Valentine's day for real and we knew that Kristin was touring with Cher but that's beside the point. We also pay attention when Kevin speaks, but again, that's neither here nor there.) Well, we wouldn't have been there for the actual proposal (the guys need some privacy) but we would know the facts. The engagement happened between Christmas and New Year's people!
Again, RUMORGUARDS to the rescue! See how this nonsense gets started??

Just think of us as superheros -- fighting for truth, justice, and the long life of the BSB!!

The point?
Ok, so in all reality (a place we sometimes visit) we know we could never really be RUMOR GUARDS (although it is a nice idea, doncha think?) but we can all help out the boys from our little corner of the world. Be smart when reading potential untruths about the boys and don't add fuel to the fire. And by all means, if you know it's a lie -- FIX IT!! Remember, if it sounds too farfetched to be true, it's probably a RUMOR!!


Thank you for your time, and support on this very improtant issue!
Come on! Take the pledge to be a BSB Rumor Guard!