SONG PARODIES
Songs From Operation Detroit...
"Where my boy's at? In the front or back? - Sung to the tune of "Where My Girls At" 702
Sung to the tune of "No Scrubs"
Kev is a Kev and Nick's a Nick
They're also known as a BSB
Brian is a B-Rok and Howie's a D
And AJ's a bone ass
So yes, I want your room number
Yes, I will give you mine
And yes, you can come right over
Yes, you are so damn fine.
Sung to the tune of "Genie in a bottle"
by H-Dawg
If you wanna be with me
Here's my room number and key
I am (substitute your name) in the Carlton
And I want you Nicky C (Or come and rub me the right way.)
Sung to the tune of "Hit me Baby one more time..."
by Lisa
Oh Kevin Kevin, how was I supposed to know
That you were in the Carlton
Oh Kevin Kevin, I want you more than you know
And now you're right above me
Sung to the tune of "Mambo #5"
by Linzi and Charity
A little bit of Brian in my life
A little bit of Nick-ay by my side
A little bit of AJ's all I need
A little bit of Howie's all I see
A little bit of KEVIN in the sun
A little bit of KEVIN ALL NIGHT LONG
A little bit of KEVIN here I am
A little bit of KEVIN makes him our man.
Spoken to the beginning of "I'll Never Break Your heart"
by Linzi and Charity
Baby, I know you want my autograph,
but right now my bodyguard's trying to push me out the door.
But I'm going to push him back and sign it,
just for you.
“The Perfect Man”
An Ode to Kevin Scott Richardson
Parody by Linzi Bokor and Charity Benchley
It takes a lot to be such a stud
Though I’m crazy for the other Boys, you’re one step above
And since the moment I saw you
There is never a day that passes by, I don’t dream of you
How is it that there could be
Such beauty and perfection, it amazes me
Chorus:
You’ve gotta be an angel sent from up above
You’ve shown me what a real man should be made of
I’ll always be your one and true devoted fan
Cause Kevin you truly are the perfect man
God has been so good
Blessing you with a body that does all it should
And that face without a flaw
Your chin, your lips, those bedroom eyes, and that chiseled jaw
If I could only be the one
I’d be happy to be the one and only Mrs. Kevin Scott Richardson
Chorus:
You’ve gotta be an angel sent from up above
You’ve shown me what a real man should be made of
I’ll always be your one and true devoted fan
Cause Kevin you truly are the perfect man
Bridge:
I’ve now gone to four (insert your own number) shows
I’m completely out of dough
But you’re worth it all...yes, you’re worth it all, you know
My room is now a shrine
How I wish that you were mine
Chorus:
You’ve gotta be an angel sent from up above
You’ve shown me what a real man should be made of
I’ll always be your one and true devoted fan
Cause Kevin you truly are the perfect man
Kevin, you truly are...
Kevin, you truly are..
Kevin, you always were...
Kevin, you always were...
Kevin, you truly are..
The perfect man.
I love you, Kevin.
Songs From Operation East Lansing...
'Brian’s Girl' (Jesse’s Girl)
Words by Jill
Brian is a guy and I now he’d be a good guy to have
Lately something’s changed, it ain’t have to see
Brian’s got himself a girl and it’s not me
But I’m watching him with my eyes
and I know that I could have him
I just know it
The way he smiles when he’s in the spot light
Oh I wish that I was Brian’s girl
I wish that I was Brian’s girl
Why can’t I be with a guy like that?
I sing along when he sings
When he’s up on the stage smiling back
You know he’s so cute when he’s in his elimite
I wanna tell him what I think,
But I’ll never get the chance
Oh I wish that I was Brian’s girl
I wish that I was Brian’s girl
Why can’t I be with a guy like that?
But he’s so close yet so far away
all I want is to take a photograph
What can I do to just get a chance
to have him right next to me?
'He’ll Be The One'
Words by Jill
He’ll Be The One
Well she looked lost sitting there
Waiting at The Breslin Center
So out of place with the teen girls
She didn’t know what to expect
Then there he was wild and free
reaching out and winking at her
A Latin stud with Latin locks
His name is Howie D
He’ll be the One, he’ll be the one
Who will make her feel at ease
He’ll be her light, he’ll be her light
When she needs to know it’s alright
He needs her as a fan
and she needs him as her man
and they can share their dreams coming true
he can show her what true love means
please Howie wave your finger at her
He’ll be the one, He’ll be the light
where she can run to make it alright,
He’ll wink at her and wave his finger
Oh Andrea
He’ll be the one
He’ll be the One, he’ll be the one
Who will make her feel at ease
He’ll be her light, he’ll be her light
When she needs to know it’s alright
He’ll be the one!
