Guess what, there is something in here! Not much, but its a start. First of all, a drawing made by a collegue in my first week at work




In the mean time, read below some of the things I got mailed and that survived censorship:

One of the finest customer service engineers was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

The tech support engineer looked at his rifle and then at the target again. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area: "It's leaving here just fine. The trouble must be at your end!"


One more:
One night working at technical support, this old lady called and told the tech that she received our disk and said that she's afraid of it.

Tech: Well, ma'am there is nothing to be afraid of. It's a disk for your computer.

Cust: Well, I don't have a computer. The directions say "install and run". I'm to old to run.

Tech: Ma'am could you please hold? (screams with laughter)
Tech: Ma'am I can insure you that you are OK.
Cust: OK. Should I call the police?
Tech: No, ma'am, just throw it away.
Cust: Well, there is a silver thing that slides across and it clicks. What is that?
Tech: It is safe to throw it away. It's for a computer, OK?
Cust: But is this a bomb?
Tech: No, ma'am, just throw it away. Cust: Now?
Tech: Yes, if you like.
Cust: Son, you saved my life! Thank you and have a nice day.


Something different?

WHAT IS LOVE?
The delusion that one man differs from another.

WHY ARE CYCLONES AND TORNADOES USUALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
Because they don't come very often but when they do come, they make a hell of a noise and when they go, they take half your house with them.

WHY CAN'T YOU TRUST WOMEN?
How can you trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die?

Computer gender
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A pastor, who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed as. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was composed of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation. The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.