Some reading, the thinking has been done by others:

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

"The best place to spend your vacation is somewhere near your budget." - Anonymous

"Don't you sometimes wish that the man who writes the bank's advertising is also the man who approves the loans?" - Unknown

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." - Mary Little

"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog

"We're all in this together, by ourselves." - Lily Tomlin

"I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time." - Charlie Brown

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been." - Mark Twain

"Why do they lock gas stations bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?" -

"Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?" -

"Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?" -

"I phoned my friends to come over for dinner, and 12 answering machines showed up." - Robert Makinson

"Always ride your horse in the direction that it is going." -

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." - Erma Bombeck

"I told the doctor I couldn't relax. He said, "Force yourself"." - Ron Dettinger

"No one is lonely while eating spaghetti - it takes so much attention." - Christopher Morley

"In spite of the cost of living it is still popular." - J.L. Peter

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits the newspaper." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head." - Carol Burnette



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